January 2011
1 post
March 2010
1 post
January 2010
3 posts
Got a text from Ann Franke: "Art History teacher...
johnwilkestooth:
Hhahahaahahahahaha
I mean, I know the 1940s pretty well.
I feel like Ann Franke secretly hates me because...
johnwilkestooth:
therealannefrank:
(via johnwilkestooth)
Damnit Jake, I’m dead!
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!!???
all Jews are psychic.
…and secretly alive in Argentina. Jews never actually die.
I feel like Ann Franke secretly hates me because...
(via johnwilkestooth)
Damnit Jake, I’m dead!
November 2009
1 post
Hitler was a Yankees fan.
It’s true.
October 2009
3 posts
September 2009
2 posts
August 2009
12 posts
You know what it takes to live in an attic for two... →
David Mamet is writing and directing a film about... →
studentloansforbeermoney:
“Lovin’ Oven With Ryan Broderick” could also be a dating show where all the challenges involve eating as many hamburgers as possible. Like the woman who won would have to eat like A MILLION HAMBURGERS!
“Lovin’ Oven”? I take offense to that.
Shit.
Some Jehovah’s Witnesses have been knocking on the bookcase all morning. Do I really have to go out there and tell them off? Fucking religious fanatics.
July 2009
42 posts
Does anybody else
Get me and Helen Keller confused?
Watch“Aliens in the Attic” story of my life LOL
UGH
Getting WiFi is so0o0o hard up here. I can’t watch True Blood!
Gah!
I’m surrounded by bookshelves, yet there isn’t one single book by Bret Easton Ellis!
Can anyone give me a ride to Transformers?
I’d meet you there but my parents are lyk super strict! lol just msg me on twitter about the details!!1
